I Pretty Much Can't Even Handle That

Saturday, February 25, 2006

These make me sick




Thursday, February 23, 2006

Who is Master Chief?

Known primarily by his rank, Master Chief is a product of the SPARTAN II project – the systematic raising of children to become Earth's most formidable warriors in the 26th century. Each child is trained, educated and enhanced using the very best tactics, technology and medicine. The result is a mentally and physically superior human being, augmented with, in the case of Master Chief, energy shielded Mark VI Mjolnir Battle Armor.
Master Chief, Spartan 117 may be the last of his kind. Years of conflict with the aggressive alien culture known as The Covenant, have depleted the Spartan ranks, and beaten human forces back from their exploration of the Orion arm of the Galaxy. Master Chief is tenacious, professional and incredibly skilled in all current forms of armed combat. Standing at around seven feet tall, with incredible reflexes and prodigious physical strength, he presents an intimidating figure, even to Covenant warriors, who already know him from his exploits at Halo.

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Harder ones





Monday, February 20, 2006

Guess which maps these are




Sunday, February 19, 2006

More stuff

1. You jump off a cliff yelling "NO IMPACT DAMAGE!"

2. You go underwater without holding your breath, since you think your suit is sealed.

3. You jump off a cliff and realize there's fall damage in real life

4. U run into a store buy sumthing and run out yelling ive got thier flag COVER ME!!!

5. you walk into green walls thinking youll teleport.

6. You jump into traffic thinking you can board a car.

7. You shoot yourself in the arm to see how fast your shields regenerate.