Weird Shi...er stuff :)
1. Is it good if a vacum really suck's?
2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he get the word's from?
5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is whack?
6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
8. Why do "tug" boat's push there barges?
9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when were already there?
10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
11. Why is it called "after dark" when it is really "after light"?
12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
13. Why are "wise man" and "wise guy" opposites?
14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" opposite things?
15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
16. If work is so teriffic, why do they have to pay you to do it?
17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
20. Why is bra singular and panties plural? lol
21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control if you know the batteries are dead?
22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
23. How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
24. Why do we wash bath towles? Aren't we clean when we use them?
25. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the botttle?
26. Why do they call it a TV set when there is only one?
27. Christmas-What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?
oh wait I got another one...WHY DOES THE DEPARTMENT OF TRUST HAVE ALL THEIR PENS CHAINED TO THE TABLE?
2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he get the word's from?
5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is whack?
6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
8. Why do "tug" boat's push there barges?
9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when were already there?
10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
11. Why is it called "after dark" when it is really "after light"?
12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
13. Why are "wise man" and "wise guy" opposites?
14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" opposite things?
15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
16. If work is so teriffic, why do they have to pay you to do it?
17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
20. Why is bra singular and panties plural? lol
21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control if you know the batteries are dead?
22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
23. How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
24. Why do we wash bath towles? Aren't we clean when we use them?
25. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the botttle?
26. Why do they call it a TV set when there is only one?
27. Christmas-What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?
oh wait I got another one...WHY DOES THE DEPARTMENT OF TRUST HAVE ALL THEIR PENS CHAINED TO THE TABLE?
posted by coolnclever at
1:58 PM
17 Comments:
duh you know it
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coolnclever, at 11/05/2006 9:29 AM
Those where pretty funny, Sam. lol
By
~Em~, at 11/05/2006 6:15 PM
hey that's my line :P
btw naomi says Hi
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coolnclever, at 11/06/2006 4:26 PM
21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control if you know the batteries are dead?
Out of uncontrolable anger at the remote which makes no sense since its not the remotes fault but hey remotes don't have feelings so why not press the buttons so hard they break I'll tell you why not cause then you wouldn't be able to use the remote cause then the buttons would be broken and the batterys would still be dead.
Thats the only one I could anwser.
By
Mike, at 11/06/2006 8:28 PM
wow mike that was deep.
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coolnclever, at 11/06/2006 11:30 PM
Hey pretty much is my line Sam! what are you talking about?!?! :D
By
amanda, at 11/07/2006 1:30 PM
Well I say it more than you do so it's my line :P
By
coolnclever, at 11/07/2006 2:00 PM
lol
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~Em~, at 11/07/2006 4:33 PM
whatever Jerm :o
Well you say it more because you got it from me :)
By
amanda, at 11/07/2006 7:39 PM
At least HE made it better.
By
Mike, at 11/07/2006 8:59 PM
Well I would hope he's stronger then me.
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coolnclever, at 11/07/2006 9:06 PM
haha!! i love the last one:)
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Brandy, at 11/07/2006 11:19 PM
about the towels, they are not clean. when you get out of the shower, your skin is soft, and all the dead skin rubs off onto your towel. eww! not clean!
By
Kayla DeWaard, at 11/08/2006 11:44 AM
yes but it's clean dead skin :P
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coolnclever, at 11/08/2006 1:52 PM
No you're suppose to say "At least it's dead."
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~Em~, at 11/08/2006 3:52 PM
Those r funny!
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mar~mar, at 11/08/2006 4:56 PM
WOW that was weird...the towels :P
By
amanda, at 11/09/2006 12:32 PM
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